Two Polish Hunters

Two Polish hunters, Stashek and Wladek from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six moose.
 
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
 
The two Poles objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same size plane as yours."
 
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded.
 
Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.

 Climbing out of the wreck, Stashek asked Wladek, "Any idea where we are?"

Wladek replied: "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my... I could be eating a slow learner.

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Last modified: 09/22/08