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Are You Polish?...
A man asks a clerk: 'In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let
me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me
if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I
was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would you? Would you?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish
sausage?'
The clerk replies,
'Because you're in Home Depot.'
HAPPY
HOLIDAYS!
Wallaby's Bar & Grill |
